"If Jesus wouldn't have made you like that"

As usual, I have been yelling at my boys (for 45 min) to stop wrestling and get PJ's on. I finally had to put my foot down and start taking privileges away. Caleb's favorite is to get into bed and watch a movie at night, well not today!!! While I was on-line checking e-mail and reading blogs, he informed me that....."If Jesus wouldn't have mad you that way, I would be good." I asked him "What way?" "If you were a nice mom you would give me 15 chances then I would be good" Apparently the 20 I had already given him wasn't enough, now he is trying to blame my mean-ness on Jesus. What will he come up with next?